actual menu

Noob Ice (Ice Cube)

Noob Saver (Life Saver candy)

Noob Marrow

Panoobcake

Noobrio (Cheerio)

Noobapple

Noobshake

Noobcake

Noobeer (Beer)

Noobfries

Noob Bar (Nutrition Bar)

Nooberade (Sports Drink)

Noob Tomato

Noob on a Stick

Noobmarshmellow

Fried Noob

Noob Syrup

Noob Burrito

Noobgram (Gram Cracker)

Noob Donut

Noobtater (Potato)

Gingerbread Noob

Noobsickle (Popsickle)

Noob Hole (Donut Hole)

Noobwaffle

Noob Egg

Noobmeal

Noobcasserole

Noob Tea

Gummi Noob

Chocolate Covered Noob

Noob Dog (Hot Dog)

Noob Terd

Noobwich (Samwich)

Noob Cherry

Noob Burger

Noobread (Bread)

Noob Lolipop

Noobaco (Tobacco)

Noob Pea

Noob Pee

Noobstake

Noobnanner (Banana)

Noobroccali

Noobpear

Noob Taco

Noobing (Frosting)

Noobtart

Noob Boogers

Scrambled Noob

Noobeye

Noobmuffin

Raw Noob

Noobgurt (Yogurt)

Noobchips

Noob-Fu

Noobee (Coffee)

Noobutter

Noob Pie

Noobles (Noodles)

Noob Pretzil

Noob Cookie

Noobchop

Noob Cheese

Whipped Noob

Grilled Noob

Noob Grass

Noob Carrot

Noobified Water

Noob Tailbone

Noobreaker (Jawbreaker)

Noob Cream (Ice Cream)

Noobage (Noob Cabbage)

Noob Sauce

Noobay (Hay)

Noob on Rye

Noob Ribs

Noob Brownie

Noobed Noob (Nooby Noob you can eat)

Noob Jello

Herbal Noob

Noobgar (Cigar)

Noobcrack

Noobjuana (Pot)

Noobohol (Alcohol)

Noobickle (Pickle)

Noob Legs

Noobcumber (Cucumber)

Noobgus (Asparagus)

Noob Dirt

Noob Worm

Noobolate (Chocolate)

P-Noob Butter (Peanut Butter)

Noobnut

Noobkin (Pumpkin)

Ground Noob

Noobpepper

Noobsalt

Noob (Just plain noob)

Baby Noob Food

Noobcorn

Popnoobcorn

Noob Licorice

Noob Seed

Noobley (Parsley)

Noob Carrot

Noob Glue (It holds noobs together)

Noobatin (Gelatin)

Noob Food (Pet Food)

Instant Noob

Noobish (Fish)

Noobmelon

Noob Peach

Subnoob (Sub)

Noobepede

Noobworm

Noob Kebab

Noobmilk

Noob Shoe

Noobmana

Noobcone (Ice cream cone)

Choobfood (Artificial Noob Food)

Froobfood (Really Bad Noob Food)

Noob&M's (M&M's)

Noobhoo (youhoo)