cook book

In the beginnig there was a pile of dirt, a seed, 666 drops of water and a man (Ghandi) in the depths of swirling darkness known now as Noobia-space. after several years of fasting Ghandi gained knowledge, he moulded the pile of dirt into two balls and threw them into the air where they would float, then he planted the seed in one and watered it. the other got so hot and dry it caught fire and became our sun, eventually a giant tree of parsley sprouted on the other and dropped the seeds of other plants and spices including parsley. The large man plucked the parsley and ate it, he was so sad it was gone he cried and his tears mixedd with the left over dirt to create 101 men made of mud. he dropped fifty people on the sun but they died and then the fifty others on the earth and they flourished. but he missed one man and left him there for so long the man fasted and became wise. the large being dropped the man on earth but it was too late1 once on earth the man fed the others disgusting fruits and vegetables instead of parsley. the Large being took some crushed red peppers and tried to eat it but it made him sneeze out the stars and the moon. he took the evil man and placed him on the sun to live there forevur. he retaught half the peoplethe religion of parsley but the other half had already developed evil religions as Noobism, 1337ianity and pwnism. the being told the people to keep the original religion safe until the age of technology.

"to look at dead parsley shalt be a sin. to spit out or on parsley shalt be a sin. to kill parsley unjustly shall be a sin. to be a parsleyist you must not have a sin that has not been made up fort. to make up fort a sin one must consume a whole leaf of fresh parsley. to eat garlic, sage, rosemary or other spices shalt be a sin. if you are a sinner at death you shalt live forevur on the sun. keep our religion safe until the age of technology and Retards Attempting Poetry music!" he decreed and so it was.

It is rumored that when he grew old he had a fight with the legendary bananadile he lost the battle and died. It is still said that the bananadile roams the earth looking for ghandi in the body of a man named "George W. Bush". Bannanas, and bannanaists, ever since that day, are the sworn enemy of parsleyists everywhere. Bannanists can be identified by the attempting the consumption of a bannana, or being allergic to parsley.